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| See Clubface  One of the keys togetting out of greenside bunkers is to keep the clubface "open." Full Story |
Swinging too quickly is a common mistake. 
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At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Lucky? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your parrot died" "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?" "Si, Senor, that's the one." "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. "What did he die from?" "From eating rotten meat, Senor" "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse." "Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred, Senor Lucky. He died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Are you insane? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor" "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire." "What the.....!!! But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for?" "For the funeral, Senor." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?" "Your wife's, Senor...she showed up one night out of the blue and thought she was a thief. So I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike Driver." SILENCE................... "Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit!" |
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Tip 1: Putting Games
Need work on your short putts? One of my favorite drills is to putt to a dime—it's great for improving focus and concentration!
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Golf Defined
- Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
- "I wish I could play my normal game....just once."
- Golf is harder than baseball, in golf you have to play your foul balls.
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Tip 2: Pull the Rope!
've found that most people with a slice problem cut across the ball on the downswing. To learn the correct path for the club head to follow, think of a rope attached to a tree above you
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Tip 3: Hold Up the Ball
Many golfers let the left knee collapse toward the right on the backswing. This causes your shoulder to drop, and makes your hips sway and overturn
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Tip 4: Be a Hitchhiker
Here's a good image to keep in mind during your backswing: Think of placing your right hand in a "hitchhiker" position
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